tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86486502438538357362024-03-13T07:54:32.998-07:00Stiff PeaksStiff Peakshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02004037139351131108noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8648650243853835736.post-22981541182340628202009-11-26T09:33:00.000-08:002009-12-14T21:47:08.480-08:00I'm going to ruin a lot of things for you.It's about time my closet narcissism blossomed into full blown egomania. So like most self-interested people running out of breath, I've started a blog. A cooking blog about a bunch of lewd and occasionally stomach turning stories accompanied by some gnarly (and occasionally failed) recipes. <br /><br />A sad quickie about me:<br /><br />1) I'm 20 with no drivers license, and I'm still "looking at schools". Oh, I also use to live in philly on my own until I went broke and had to move back to maryland where I now sleep in a bunk bed with my 6 year old nephew.<br /><br />2) The only professional training I have is in Mixology (the dignified way of saying "I blew 400 dollars for a bartending certificate that's soul purpose is to fill up space on my resume")<br /><br />3)I'm a <span style="font-style:italic;">seasonal opening manager</span> at a halloween store. I've had this job for two seasonal years- that breaks down into 6 months total which is the longest time i've held on to a job.<br /><br />4)I blow the majority of my paychecks on baking.<br /><br />Alright, I think it's time to get started...tommorow. I'm tired.<br /><br />And for now a video I can't stop watching:<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/E5gNYVia2rg&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/E5gNYVia2rg&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Stiff Peakshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02004037139351131108noreply@blogger.com0